let's play bingo! don't interact if...

• you're a crypto/ai "art" bro

• you spend more than 2 hours on social media

• you're so much into politics it makes up more than 80% of the topics you bring up

• you have 20/20 vision

• you're an empath

• you use wojaks

• you're too deep into lgbt discourse. who cares, you're all going to hell anyway

• you think sims 4 is better than sims 3

• you play valorant

• you fake DID. trust me most people can tell whether you're legit or you just want to larp as your waifus/husbandos without being called cringe

• you have a yanderecore aesthetic

• you have "gore"/"guro/"guts"/"puke" etc on your username

• you like breakcore

• you don't have a mental illness

• you sleep with your socks on

• you're a night owl

• you call characters "daddy" or "mommy"

• you regularly use "ur so valid" or any variation of it

• you end friendships over mudae

• you think aromanticism isn't a thing (you're just jealous i'm a super cool undead villain who can't be hurt by heartbreak)

• "romanticize" "fetishize" "glamourize" "normalize"

• you don't like milk as a drink

• you engage in ship wars or whatever the fuck. expressing your dislike for a ship doesn't count, go take a shower

• you're an astarion (from the hit game bg3) fan

• you think winter is the best season

• you were born after 2006

• you own a shrine

• you're french

• you're british

• you're a genshin fan

• you're a bnha fan

• you're a homestuck fan

• you like those minecraft streamer bitches

• you genuinely think your eye-bleeding seizure inducing weirdcore/webcore/whatevercore carrd/website is peak UX design

• you haven't played lisa, and don't plan on ever playing it. you make me sick.

• you've never broken a bone before

• you don't like dogs